(phone rings and is answered)
\nWriter: Hello.
\nProducer: I was phoning to see how you\u2019re getting along with your bad leg.
\nWriter: Oh, you know.
\nProducer: Good. How\u2019s the script for the next episode doing?
\nWriter: Did I tell you I\u2019ve got a leg injury?
\nProducer: Does it stop you typing?
\nWriter: No.
\nProducer: So you\u2019re nearly done?
\nWriter: I\u2019m in a lot of discomfort.
\nProducer: You need to take your mind off it. Have you tried writing?
\nWriter: I have to keep my leg elevated.
\nProducer: Does wiggling your fingers make any difference?
\nWriter: No.
\nProducer: When can I have a draft?
\nWriter: When do the demons next let you out on day release?
\nProducer: Tuesday.
\nWriter: Then it\u2019s in the post.
\n(dial tone)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
(phone rings and is answered) Writer: Hello. Producer: I was phoning to see how you\u2019re getting along with your bad leg. Writer: Oh, you know. Producer: Good. How\u2019s the script for the next episode doing? Writer: Did I tell you … Continue reading